Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social my so-called bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2whttps://blacksky.community/profile/sireviscerate.myatproto.socialhttps://blacksky.community/profile/sireviscerate.myatproto.social/post/3keztwyeqr72s16 hours ago me: If I dump the clean laundry on the bed, I'll HAVE to fold it before I go to sleep Me now: *sweeping clothes onto the floor* Wrong, you 16 hours ago bitch.25 Nov 2023 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/app.bsky.feed.post/3keztwyeqr72shttps://blacksky.community/profile/sireviscerate.myatproto.social/post/3mmadc5nxek26It's LUCHA libre. There's no such thing as a luncha libre.19 May 2026 21:25 +0000at://did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmadc5nxek26https://blacksky.community/profile/sireviscerate.myatproto.social/post/3mm7wnru25226In a lot of ways, I'm just like Jesus (have a beard, wear sandals sometimes)19 May 2026 17:38 +0000at://did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7wnru25226https://blacksky.community/profile/sireviscerate.myatproto.social/post/3mm7wh6m7ok26Drinking six to eight cups of coffee a day should count as cardio19 May 2026 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7wh6m7ok26https://blacksky.community/profile/sireviscerate.myatproto.social/post/3ld2752dlk224Went to a Vietnamese restaurant and mispronounced phở so badly the waiter tried to give me the heimlich maneuver11 Dec 2024 16:41 +0000at://did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld2752dlk224https://blacksky.community/profile/sireviscerate.myatproto.social/post/3mm7sqpdf3c26Traveling overseas to find myself a traditional wife (Galápagos tortoise)19 May 2026 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7sqpdf3c26https://blacksky.community/profile/sireviscerate.myatproto.social/post/3kly66ax33s2oWIFE: Your obsession with 90s indie comedies is driving me crazy. I want a divorce. ME: (crying uncontrollably) snoochie boochies22 Feb 2024 04:39 +0000at://did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/app.bsky.feed.post/3kly66ax33s2ohttps://blacksky.community/profile/sireviscerate.myatproto.social/post/3mm7sh52sw226Got a $35 settlement from my opthamologist because she sneezed during my LASIK procedure and lasered off my left nipple19 May 2026 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7sh52sw226https://blacksky.community/profile/sireviscerate.myatproto.social/post/3mm7qxzf7k226Spent 65 dollars at a fancy gastropub for "deconstructed wine" and the waiter brought me a clump of grapes and a packet of yeast, I'm going to McDonald's, man.19 May 2026 15:57 +0000at://did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7qxzf7k226https://blacksky.community/profile/sireviscerate.myatproto.social/post/3mm7qg6sj7s26I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did NOT-- oh,19 May 2026 15:47 +0000at://did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7qg6sj7s26https://blacksky.community/profile/sireviscerate.myatproto.social/post/3mm7pdmgx5s26My strong suspicion is that most other politicians must be privately fuming at Trump because he's too fuckin stupid to pull off the grifts everyone else has been doing for decades without giving up the game.19 May 2026 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7pdmgx5s26https://blacksky.community/profile/sireviscerate.myatproto.social/post/3mm7hnrun2226Red velvet cake is just chocolate cake dyed red. Wake up, sheeple.19 May 2026 13:10 +0000at://did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7hnrun2226https://blacksky.community/profile/sireviscerate.myatproto.social/post/3mm5zk6jmnc2rWhenever bluesky is down, I check in on my Mastodon account and they're always salty as hell about it. "You're only here because bluesky is down!" Yeah, man. It's cause every time I check in someone with a chip on their shoulder jumps me.18 May 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5zk6jmnc2r