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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Sims 🖤 Horror movies 🖤 Food 🖤 Memes 🖤 Mary Jane 🖤 &#xA;&#xA;♍️ | ✈️ 👩🏾‍⚕️ | 🔞 | Millennial&#xA;&#xA;Professional yapper with pretty feet 🥰. Here to collect memes and laugh…I’m looking at your freaky posts too 👀👀</description><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app</link><title>@stonalisa.blacksky.app - Stona Lisa</title><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3msc2upnohk2n</link><description>They’ll finally tell us Mitch is dead when they run out of AI credits</description><pubDate>04 Aug 2026 22:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3msc2upnohk2n</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3ml5g6mv5ds2n</link><description>What are the requirements to be a nun or something because I’ve had enough of whatever this is. Cover my head and live in a church in the middle of nowhere.&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/7l3xj48GhsIAAAAC/i%27ve-had-enough-freddy-crane.gif?hh=498&amp;ww=498</description><pubDate>06 May 2026 00:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5g6mv5ds2n</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3ml55ssqiak2f</link><description>They’re going to have to do something about this schedule before the semester starts. I’m not about to be failing because I’m having to come in and cover lazy mfs calling out because it’s warm outside</description><pubDate>05 May 2026 21:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml55ssqiak2f</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3ml3b7ts6ys2c</link><description>This shit is so scary and I’m high af 😭</description><pubDate>05 May 2026 03:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3b7ts6ys2c</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mkw6z5zuu226</link><description>And is&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>03 May 2026 03:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkw6z5zuu226</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mkthdpuevk2d</link><description>Having to go back in overnight after working my regular 8-5 because people keep fcking calling out.</description><pubDate>02 May 2026 01:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkthdpuevk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mkr3yr7s4c2r</link><description>“if you can’t feed your baby yea yea then don’t have a baby “&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/0YSoVC3S7VoAAAAC/michael-jackson-blood-on-the-dance-floor.gif?hh=246&amp;ww=196</description><pubDate>01 May 2026 02:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkr3yr7s4c2r</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mkr35u6trk2h</link><description>Fried af watching a man on TikTok stand on a stick covered in bushes.</description><pubDate>01 May 2026 02:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkr35u6trk2h</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mkqwyyfkrc2z</link><description>I know IT gets tired of nurses 😭 I’m sorry I went to nursing school not computer school. I can use all the Microsoft apps, EMARs, basic shit. Anything else I’m calling yall.&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/0tT6RJ784gMAAAAC/bruh.gif?hh=336&amp;ww=330</description><pubDate>01 May 2026 01:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqwyyfkrc2z</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mkqiintfw22q</link><description>Idk why landlords think they can talk to you any kind of way. Just because you’re struggling and can’t afford to keep your property up to par doesn’t mean take it out on me. Seems like you need to get a 9-5 instead. I paid my rent up for 3 months so use that to fix shit idc figure it out.</description><pubDate>30 Apr 2026 20:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqiintfw22q</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mknyggs5p227</link><description>Gotta stay until 7 to cover call outs 🙄 that means I’m leaving early tomorrow</description><pubDate>29 Apr 2026 20:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknyggs5p227</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mkifmkj76c2d</link><description>☀️ Sundays and Mondays are my Saturday and Sunday. Hit the bong and finish these Workforce Forecasting assignments so I can veg out the rest of the day</description><pubDate>27 Apr 2026 15:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkifmkj76c2d</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mkghcb34lc2d</link><description>You can enjoy Nickleback when you don’t have a hatin ass mf in your ear telling you they sound bad 😒</description><pubDate>26 Apr 2026 21:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkghcb34lc2d</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mkfuwmpimc24</link><description>I should be somewhere shaking ass in someone’s face but I’m having to explain to a mf that’s been on this earth 20 years longer than me, in the field longer than me, basic patient safety</description><pubDate>26 Apr 2026 15:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfuwmpimc24</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mkfuq7odlc24</link><description>It’s my day off and my phone is still pinging. Managing adults is like running a damn daycare. You’re an adult do your damn job or go home. I’m about to eat an edible fck</description><pubDate>26 Apr 2026 15:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfuq7odlc24</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mkao5u2dtc2p</link><description>Found this yogurt at Sprouts. Think I’ll be replacing Noosa with this. It’s so delicious.</description><pubDate>24 Apr 2026 13:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkao5u2dtc2p</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mjz6ayttg222</link><description>Had too much fun this weekend now I don’t want to be at work 🫤</description><pubDate>21 Apr 2026 14:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjz6ayttg222</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mjuqng54mk25</link><description>Got my events for tomorrow lined up. Trying to be fed, high and happy all day</description><pubDate>19 Apr 2026 20:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjuqng54mk25</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mjsz5arbt22w</link><description>Doing a Walgreens order and just realized I have money in my HSA account.&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/Q6U0elnTx_IAAAAC/fire.gif?hh=246&amp;ww=366</description><pubDate>19 Apr 2026 03:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsz5arbt22w</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mjssfshcgk2f</link><description>Where’s a death note when you need it 🫤</description><pubDate>19 Apr 2026 01:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjssfshcgk2f</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mjpbdfg2ts2b</link><description>I’m getting my toes done tomorrow! I got distracted by laziness last weekend</description><pubDate>17 Apr 2026 15:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpbdfg2ts2b</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mjp3iusock2y</link><description>My purse this morning 😭 I haven’t had anything in it&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/KgsP_P9hlhIAAAAC/yelling-meryl-streep.gif?hh=214&amp;ww=386</description><pubDate>17 Apr 2026 14:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjp3iusock2y</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mjoxvrgpvc2w</link><description>It’s so sad we can’t even write a good essay without being accused of using AI. I grew up writing essays with a thesaurus, dictionary, whatever books I needed and my grandmother at the table with a belt. AI writes like us not the other way around</description><pubDate>17 Apr 2026 12:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjoxvrgpvc2w</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mjngdvjrfk2r</link><description>“Abortion isn’t a choice for me because of my relationship with god” your relationship with god didn’t stop you from bouncing on three separate dicks unprotected. Go talk to him and not the FYP about that unwanted pregnancy.&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/WrnFhQrhOioAAAAC/ohhh-okay-girl-angeria-paris-vanmicheals.gif?hh=498&amp;ww=498</description><pubDate>16 Apr 2026 22:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjngdvjrfk2r</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mjleuw3vjc23</link><description>I was supposed to complete coursework and finish this certification but I ended up stuffing my face and watching documentaries 🫤</description><pubDate>16 Apr 2026 02:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjleuw3vjc23</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mjleqxwk7c23</link><description>It stresses me when they say “we don’t have enough evidence” on these shows. You have video recording, voice recording, photos, two witnesses WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/n5YaytyFvVwAAAAC/lewissaunderson38-lewissaunderson.gif?hh=476&amp;ww=498</description><pubDate>16 Apr 2026 02:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjleqxwk7c23</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/stonalisa.blacksky.app/post/3mjl7clrtvc2x</link><description>That woman saying “we were taught that not one year should go by without a child being born” is just, scary af</description><pubDate>16 Apr 2026 00:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4cebtihdyzjxrk2qdkfybruw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjl7clrtvc2x</guid></item></channel></rss>