Ancient, evil, hot. Friendly neighborhood shoggoth. Call me Tau. My people grant names based on where we are sent, so here I am upon Earth, the magnificent paradise: Terra Augustus Utopia! Poet, programmer, performer. https://blog.bovid.spacehttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.socialhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mmxjrr2b3k2zjust remembered this exists [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 May 2026 02:52 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmxjrr2b3k2zhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mmv2q6k6dk2dlove poems hit different when you’re freshly divorced28 May 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmv2q6k6dk2dhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mmutmdgkq22nit’s crowbaby season but the local crows don’t know what peanuts are. incredible28 May 2026 01:10 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmutmdgkq22nhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mmugxbvdik2ii've been diagnosed with a condition that kills you (being alive)27 May 2026 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmugxbvdik2ihttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mmugnzcu6k2qi imagine every brianna wu and natalie wynn post i encounter to be said by a child playing with blocks. “that’s nice, dear. so long as you don’t swallow a block now”27 May 2026 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmugnzcu6k2qhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mmsg42smys2nforgot to pay my smarts subscription, so mr altman turned my brain off feels great, actually [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 May 2026 02:03 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmsg42smys2nhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mmsfmamozc2ncurrently at a planning meeting between kinkster factions (cis gays and trans folks) as we approach pride. most contentious issue so far: fuck shed logistics27 May 2026 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmsfmamozc2nhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mmsf6ugt2k2noh my god the indian place made my food actually spicy. thank the gods. the heat is kicking my ass, fucking mashallah27 May 2026 01:47 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmsf6ugt2k2nhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mmsbn3npxs25if your post makes me shout out loud about how stupid you are, i don’t engage. i just block. personal growth is real27 May 2026 00:43 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmsbn3npxs25https://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mmsaocomnc25got some disappointing news from the doctor. i have a case of normal blood.27 May 2026 00:26 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmsaocomnc25https://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mmo5grze5s2p[...] In my native tongue, parent is a verb. It's something you do. You live up to the work, and that makes you a parent. Providing genetic material, why... you can do that without even trying [...] "Home" https://gist.github.com/garbados/cd5f728b7c3af790c66b32d83043955f [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 May 2026 09:17 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmo5grze5s2phttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mmge4vb2ys2jat first i was like “that’s just how the aechitecture works” and then i was like “THAT’S JUST HOW THE ARCHITECTURE WORKS” 😰😰😰 [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 May 2026 06:56 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmge4vb2ys2jhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mmgbpf477s2jrice and beans is a universe of flavor possibilities AND fucking easy [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 May 2026 06:12 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmgbpf477s2jhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mmgbjqwbhc2jancient, evil, hot22 May 2026 06:09 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmgbjqwbhc2j