Performer, poet, programmer, and persistent problem presiding over Portland. Widely believed to be not of this Earth.https://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.socialhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mxuqkb2uns2d“socialism or barbarism” is truly a prompt with an undefeated track record of inspiring people to realize socialism is the w- no, sorry, i’m hearing barbarism is in fact quite popular among the barbarians [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Oct 2026 23:52 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxuqkb2uns2dhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mxufqmfoik26"what the fuck is poetry" i ask, shaking the slam judges. "WHAT THE FUCK IS POETRY" i scream for three minutes. the judges write on whiteboards: eight point five, six point eight, seven point seven, nine point one, ten14 Oct 2026 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxufqmfoik26https://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mxskmv6wtc2lwhen my enemies call me a monster they invite me to draw out their fear. when my enemies admit what they fear they gift me my means. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Oct 2026 03:01 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxskmv6wtc2lhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mxskea6yds2lrecent reviews of my poetry: - "if you tried to persuade me you weren't from the future, i wouldn't believe you" - "i fear you are twenty-eight steps ahead of the rest of us" - "bitch when is your book coming out"14 Oct 2026 02:56 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxskea6yds2lhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mxovfocmhs2sNo search results found for "blobhajj" :(12 Oct 2026 16:03 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxovfocmhs2shttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mxncuc6sts2cthe hungry hungry games12 Oct 2026 00:59 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxncuc6sts2chttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mxgrocd7bs27when you verbally abuse the toaster, you habituate verbal abuse. it's that simple. of course the toaster doesn't have feelings to hurt, but maybe don't teach your body that verbal abuse is an appropriate response to stress. sorry to take the toaster's side this time 😩09 Oct 2026 10:35 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxgrocd7bs27https://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mxfgurjuek2pworking for a government from the postcapitalist decolonized future means having to ask anarchists “what the fuck is a government anyway”08 Oct 2026 21:49 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxfgurjuek2phttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mxffz5nyf22ppepto abysmal. is this anything? THE ABYSS, STARING BACK: no. try again08 Oct 2026 21:34 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxffz5nyf22phttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mxffgmewvk2lpaggot (gay pagliaci, derogatory but i’m reclaiming it)08 Oct 2026 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxffgmewvk2lhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mxdr6hplvk2vso i thought, instead of being performative, what if i became a performer?08 Oct 2026 05:48 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxdr6hplvk2vhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mxd7htvjf22ai come back to this thought every day. the survival mechanism of a social species is its sociality. that is, mainly, empathy and cooperation. if anti-social behavior eclipses your survival mechanism, bruh, you don’t survive. fix your hearts or go extinct [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Oct 2026 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxd7htvjf22ahttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mxd7c6eugk2a“bill clinton is gavin newsom’s 2028 spirit animal” is in itself a carrier of fatal psychic damage. fortunately i executed a perfect parry, and now gavin newsom is dead in real life 😌 [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Oct 2026 00:28 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxd7c6eugk2ahttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mx5nrh6yws2zMe, planning an evening together: Say we meet at 6, or 7? My friend, a fellow elder millenial: Yeah 6 is cool The zeitgeist lurking, vibrating with nervous energy: say it say it say it goddamnit say it say six sev- Me: I love being too old to care if I’m hip or relevant.05 Oct 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5nrh6yws2zhttps://blacksky.community/profile/garbados.myatproto.social/post/3mwu55f5hg22vit's pretty cool that, rather than the gerontocracy allow its elderly to die when their bodies fail, it turns their rotting corpses into shuddering totems because allowing vessels of imperial power to actually perish would be, yknow, disruptive [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Oct 2026 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:csbrpj3jjikcitds6j2sahuv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwu55f5hg22v