@garbados.myatproto.social - Terra Augustus Utopia

15 Apr 2026 16:37 +0000

had a dream about a military in the decolonized americas. a major confederacy up in the big wash started making attack helicopters. they're called "skoden" the rose city dweebs in podunk southern cascadia get jealous the confederacies in the big wash have ports to receive korean parts

14 Apr 2026 02:39 +0000

white pagan syncretists when they say “jesus was a real person” like bish not even catholic theologians think that, dafuq is happening

13 Apr 2026 23:18 +0000

red durkin’s comedy routine [contains quote post or other embedded content]

13 Apr 2026 23:14 +0000

i kissed a gay frog [contains quote post or other embedded content]

13 Apr 2026 23:12 +0000

as a person of values, i value boobs, and wanted to make a world with more of them [contains quote post or other embedded content]

13 Apr 2026 23:11 +0000

totally normal habit of drinking pregnant mare urine. look, it was really trendy at the time. i was susceptible to peer pressure [contains quote post or other embedded content]

13 Apr 2026 23:11 +0000

had too much tofu (phytoestrogens) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

13 Apr 2026 23:10 +0000

i was too cunning a linguist 😩 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

13 Apr 2026 23:10 +0000

what made you trans wrong answers only

08 Apr 2026 15:47 +0000

i am very grateful the settler is doomed but perhaps obviously i wish it didn’t play out with such stupid cruelty

08 Apr 2026 15:45 +0000

this is why my gods gave me a jaw that can unhinge and two rows of teeth i mean what [contains quote post or other embedded content]

07 Apr 2026 19:27 +0000

sometimes i think about going to a queer prom to heal my inner child and then i think about how the music of my youth that would be playing at such a prom would be wretched and i realize i just want to go out dancing with someone i love. send skeet

07 Apr 2026 17:53 +0000

a very pissed off "what's up bro" to the progressive dude who began a conversation with "bruce springsteen has great politics" and i said "oh, swag, like, death to america?" and he goes "no he said we should be proud to live here" man, fuck your borders, fuck your settler futurism, fuck you

07 Apr 2026 16:34 +0000

i had some cookie dough in the fridge so i had a 6am oven-fresh cookie with my coffee mhm mhm [contains quote post or other embedded content]

07 Apr 2026 15:07 +0000

Thinking this morning about the guy who said, "I hope you're not right." "You were right about 2016. You were right about Covid. You were right about Biden. You were right about 2024. But I just hope you're not right about this." How did your hope serve you?

07 Apr 2026 06:06 +0000

i started cumbia lessons because every day i thank god for latinas

06 Apr 2026 18:07 +0000

> do moths feel hunger in their mouthless adult form < idk babe. let's try an empathy experiment < [tapes ur mouth shut] < now what are you hungry for