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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Comedian, Podcaster&#xA;PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia</description><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/cerromerussell.blacksky.app</link><title>@cerromerussell.blacksky.app - MonsterKing</title><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/cerromerussell.blacksky.app/post/3mzey2pjb7227</link><description>Begging somebody to see the truth in you https://open.spotify.com/track/49GBlA8pR2w0pjFKTrI54l?si=goc6bSJNTl6UKlnQN4AoRQ&amp;utm_source=copy-link</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 04:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gea43dvjdqehvtuewqvlq3df/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzey2pjb7227</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/cerromerussell.blacksky.app/post/3mzewunvzxc27</link><description>I&#39;m at Planet Fitness, we don&#39;t have medicine balls&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 03:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gea43dvjdqehvtuewqvlq3df/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzewunvzxc27</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/cerromerussell.blacksky.app/post/3mzeqjh4qjs27</link><description>Yep this is a great dress&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 02:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gea43dvjdqehvtuewqvlq3df/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzeqjh4qjs27</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/cerromerussell.blacksky.app/post/3mzeq6wo3dc27</link><description>This dress is fly&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 01:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gea43dvjdqehvtuewqvlq3df/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzeq6wo3dc27</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/cerromerussell.blacksky.app/post/3mzeoheukic2d</link><description>I can&#39;t flirt with my eyes. 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I be killing it from my sofa</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 00:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gea43dvjdqehvtuewqvlq3df/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzemchkkas2d</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/cerromerussell.blacksky.app/post/3mzembmcotk2d</link><description>Good luck!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 00:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gea43dvjdqehvtuewqvlq3df/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzembmcotk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/cerromerussell.blacksky.app/post/3mzelgrxkls2d</link><description>And spontaneous combustion!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 00:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gea43dvjdqehvtuewqvlq3df/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzelgrxkls2d</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/cerromerussell.blacksky.app/post/3mzelfvn4qc2d</link><description>Get off work, go vote. Get a haircut and workout and shower and go to sleep</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 00:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gea43dvjdqehvtuewqvlq3df/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzelfvn4qc2d</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/cerromerussell.blacksky.app/post/3mzegtrbrt22v</link><description>I understand the time change but this dark is different. 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