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When you&#39;re a professional piiiiiraaaaate #timcurry</description><pubDate>26 Aug 2026 15:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ikdwh2to7c6h4h5wbdbh6u4n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtynwyalwk2o</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/freudianslipdress.myatproto.social/post/3mtynfygfss2o</link><description>Shit&#39;s getting spooky now. #rip #timcurry&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Aug 2026 15:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ikdwh2to7c6h4h5wbdbh6u4n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtynfygfss2o</guid></item><item><link>https://blacksky.community/profile/freudianslipdress.myatproto.social/post/3mtye5efdzc2s</link><description>My coworker brought authentic Turkish Delights from home.... I would also sell my family out for these WTFF THEY TASTE SO GOOD?! 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