national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️‍🌈 |📍nychttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.apphttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3myg7rcg5rk2q[david attenborough voice] his guests have left for the last time, and our host, however grateful to have company, expeditiously begins the Removal of the Pants21 Oct 2026 22:40 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myg7rcg5rk2qhttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3myfqmor4xc2s“i’m commander shepard, and this is my favorite store on the citadel” echoing through an abandoned mall21 Oct 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myfqmor4xc2shttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3myfm3qylpk2kgonna blame the glee reboot for the extremely cursed hypothetical mashup i can’t get out of my head21 Oct 2026 16:48 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myfm3qylpk2khttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3myfbckujdk22just learned that the guy who financed the beginnings of the nyc subway also had a private subway car, and now i’m obsessed with the concept of a private subway car21 Oct 2026 13:35 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myfbckujdk22https://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3myf6epc47c2z“i pooped all over my bedroom and now it smells bad and i am sad” [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Oct 2026 12:42 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myf6epc47c2zhttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3myezjb63d22zthe peace of mind a former journalist has from forgetting that the midterms are soon21 Oct 2026 11:15 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myezjb63d22zhttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3myasbyzugk26to be clear, the supreme court justice says he decides cases by imagining himself hosting the 1776 version of fox news diner segments [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Oct 2026 18:55 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myasbyzugk26https://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3myaqr4yeh226“so what if i was undiagnosed borderline and an alcoholic who terrorized my young children, when i also taught sunday school?” is literally the premise of the third comment [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Oct 2026 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myaqr4yeh226https://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3mya75pz2mk27don’t know who needs to hear this but flushable wipes are not actually flushable19 Oct 2026 13:13 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mya75pz2mk27https://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3mya4ldqbp22esame energy [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Oct 2026 12:27 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mya4ldqbp22ehttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3my6q24m6i22dworst thing about going to college in ohio was definitely the number of people who incorrectly think i am from ohio18 Oct 2026 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3my6q24m6i22dhttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3mxzhg3fbgk2ma diamond necklace that says “open marriage” [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Oct 2026 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxzhg3fbgk2mhttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3mxzcqu3s4c2inot the hell’s kitchen contestant looking at his two black teammates when he mentions he’s getting married at a plantation home16 Oct 2026 19:29 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxzcqu3s4c2ihttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3mxz4yrxovk2ma political friend texted me about this with “fuck it’s happening”, and for one jubilant second, i thought dawn had finally broken [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Oct 2026 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxz4yrxovk2mhttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3mxyljlfkrc22why would i want a car that jumps 20 feet in the air and does a barrel roll? especially from the company whose cars also fall apart and catch fire?16 Oct 2026 12:33 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxyljlfkrc22https://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3mxxeabyg322i“what’s going on?” [loading a shotgun] “piss is nazi now” [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Oct 2026 00:50 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxxeabyg322ihttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3mxwam7qyfs2othought i would get used to it by now but nope, new york city grocery stores still suck15 Oct 2026 14:12 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxwam7qyfs2ohttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3mxw6go35rk2o[guy in 1927] adults who watch talkies should have no say in governance. put aside childish things [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Oct 2026 13:33 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxw6go35rk2ohttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3mquyltcyhk25the michael tracey award for looking progressively more disgusting with each public appearance18 Jul 2026 00:20 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mquyltcyhk25https://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3mxroo5szgs2xthat moment when you notice someone only has sex with white men13 Oct 2026 18:41 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxroo5szgs2xhttps://blacksky.community/profile/bobbylewis.blacksky.app/post/3mxrghpamss2n [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Oct 2026 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:sho65umi6t4ohqyaijutbdcr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxrghpamss2n