i am jennschiffer.com minus the .com renaissance goblin, candle-maker @bugsrock.online, pixel artist, ceramics student & karaoke professional with two compsci degrees blog: livelaugh.blog shop: bugsrock.online nyc co-host: robotkaraoke.livehttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.comhttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mkpxcamo6k2hi give you all permission to hate books you had to read in school bc 1. most weren‘t written with a teen audience in mind let alone your generation and 2. john steinbeck is dead and would probably understand what an excruciating experience it was to have to read grapes of wrath during spring break [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkpxcamo6k2hhttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mkpuuj3zi22xi served as a juror on an excruciating month-long civil suit over a guy tripping on a rock on a high rise construction site that turned into the battle of upper middle class men who yell that they don’t yell - and so i do not envy elizabeth and i am thinking of those jurors lol [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 14:59 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkpuuj3zi22xhttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mkobkaydbc2o- It’s ‘the smell of his colon’ - It’s ‘a goodwill jester’ - It’s ‘bob wire fence’ [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 23:40 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkobkaydbc2ohttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mko7gz3ifc2osomeone shared this in a group chat assuming the author was in their 20s but i looked it up and they were born in the late 70s - i think that matters in the calculus of how upset you get about this essay that’s really just about nostalgia of a prior century [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 23:03 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mko7gz3ifc2ohttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mko4i4xccl2ffixed it https://sprk.so/post/did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/3mko4i4xccl2f29 Apr 2026 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mko4i4xccl2fhttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mknm5z6tek2ocould you imagine men leaving marilyn monroe the fuck alone [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknm5z6tek2ohttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mknld52wps2oi have never made sourdough bread so today i have started a brown rice flour based gluten free starter. that’s as weird as i will get about the process - i won’t be naming it, or buying a standing mixer as i am confident all my wealthy, retired neighbors would be happy for me to come use theirs29 Apr 2026 17:03 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknld52wps2ohttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mknimpico22yjust got my email letting me know the license for my copy of nova, the coding editor by no-vc non-public small business @panic.com is renewing next week. imagine, a week’s notice of a charge! [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknimpico22yhttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mknepagzcc2bto think that people legitimately trying to find love are giving in to facial verification checks and high subscription prices, and in return tinder and hinge serve them verified romance scammers https://youtu.be/rjxAYdUe8uU?si=Z6LPPJARbjvDy4nf29 Apr 2026 15:04 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknepagzcc2bhttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mknbqshkkk2dflock surveillance + police clerical error = seemingly unstoppable harassment https://youtu.be/nHwxV0Sd9V8?si=rdOhwVGmcC1jDjpr29 Apr 2026 14:11 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknbqshkkk2dhttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mkn7uppsuc2dhope all my sf mutuals get a chance to say hi to ‘CHONKERS’ https://youtu.be/WFuxTlugMVo?si=gvE0gMEbqZsYBad_29 Apr 2026 13:38 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkn7uppsuc2dhttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mklote5pvk2dimagine our grandchildren rolling their eyes as we exclaim, pint of paint in our mouth because we thought it was yogurt, ”you know that .01% really mattered” [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklote5pvk2dhttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mklmu5fk5c2deverything has gone down in quality, so it shouldn’t be surprising that this also applies to the entire American umbrella of “apps” like i don’t thing this is good or fair, but 99.9% uptime is no longer a feasible thing to require in this market28 Apr 2026 22:25 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklmu5fk5c2dhttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mklkl6wkzk2b“86“ being a death threat is so silly, it simply means either kicking a person out of outback steakhouse for throwing up on the “blokes” bathroom floor and blaming it on kangaroos or taking the chocolate thunder from down under off the menu because we ran out of vanilla ice cream28 Apr 2026 21:44 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklkl6wkzk2bhttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mklejzi4f22hthis feature ruled when i was jumping around coachella stage streams [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 19:56 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklejzi4f22hhttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mkjhjrjtwc2bjust hemmed and hawed for far too long over whether to block someone or not for calling me names. sometimes i forget that i don’t have a boss for people on the edges of extreme feelings to sad-dm when they are angry at me for expressing my own feelings on the internet28 Apr 2026 01:44 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjhjrjtwc2bhttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mkitvidgdk2bgood time for me to share my post of free non-ai image sources, always looking for more to add to the list! https://livelaugh.blog/posts/non-ai-images-for-blogs-websites/ [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Apr 2026 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkitvidgdk2bhttps://blacksky.community/profile/jennschiffer.com/post/3mkiqaiihys24time to log in to my company-issued laptop27 Apr 2026 18:47 +0000at://did:plc:x5leeami62gbmjekf7ro6sqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkiqaiihys24