You may remember me as the guy who jumps through the wedding cake in the Guns n’ Roses “November Rain” music video • robbwitmer.infohttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.infohttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mms44syxkk2fA quarter cup of mayonnaise seems like a lot of mayonnaise… until it meets a nine-inch hoagie. This week, on Mayonnaise Hospital! [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 May 2026 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mms44syxkk2fhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mmrmwlgxek2yElections have consequences, and in 2024 the American people spoke loud and clear: More Hillbilly Bullshit [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 May 2026 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmrmwlgxek2yhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mmaehump4227They should have put a warning at the beginning of the movie to let the audience know that Grogu is into ritualistic cannibalism. Not fair to surprise people like that19 May 2026 21:46 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmaehump4227https://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mm5v2qbzd223yeah but Nancy Pelosi made too much money on the stock market and according to my detailed analysis of the Constitution that means Trump and everybody of his bloodline is allowed to do whatever they want until the end of time. am I missing something ??? [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 May 2026 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5v2qbzd223https://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mm5tirifh22c [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 May 2026 21:37 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5tirifh22chttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mlyn5kcx7226I sincerely apologize to the International Federation of Jerk-Off Robots for appropriating their logo to make my little joke about how Ai is like a bunch of robots jerking each other off, and in no way meant to undermine their mission of peace among the world’s jerk-off robot nations. [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 May 2026 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyn5kcx7226https://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mlyjx4pgqc23keeping my laptop open 24-7 so I can check in on all my Ai agents to make sure they stay Hard at Work [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 May 2026 19:02 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyjx4pgqc23https://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mlwbm4s2sc2bStarting to think the future of Ai is just a bunch of dolts babysitting their little groups of talking mouse-jigglers [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 May 2026 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwbm4s2sc2bhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mlm2y5qzc22ait can't be overstated how much these guys are obsessed with sperm [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 20:03 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlm2y5qzc22ahttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mllvdi4a4c2lTHEY WANT US TO BREED SO ECONOMIC GROWTH CONTINUES [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllvdi4a4c2lhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mlh3sjwzes2jHappy to report that this post recently won a contest and is now the official motto of the state of Florida! [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 May 2026 20:34 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlh3sjwzes2jhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mlgb5zgeh22nIn the future, every home will have a data center, easily managed with a monitor, keyboard, and mouse. One day, we will even carry tiny, touch-controlled data centers in our pockets [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 May 2026 12:37 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgb5zgeh22nhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3ml4cnfc6522bok but when I talk about raising a $100m seed I get asked to leave the school board meeting [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 13:37 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4cnfc6522bhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mkiwksqiss25(Walter Sobchak voice) They’re trying to kill our poor president27 Apr 2026 20:40 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkiwksqiss25https://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mk6q4lvfqs2iSpace Pipes are a vital technology in our multi-planetary future, so I wrote about Space Pipes LLC, the inventor of Space Pipes, which is the #1 start-up in the Space-Pipes-innovation space. https://thederelictpress.com/3mk6q4jgxyc2i23 Apr 2026 19:18 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6q4lvfqs2ihttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mk6kamxrl22uFellas what’s your favorite recipe for cooking spirits? [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2026 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6kamxrl22uhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mk4dgbrho22inot kidding really when I say that admitting under oath that you believe any of this should be grounds for involuntary commitment [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 20:26 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4dgbrho22ihttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mjzzotaits2iI owned and operated a small business for nearly a decade, and I believe that this document will be our greatest legacy:21 Apr 2026 22:26 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzzotaits2ihttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mjsad3tyms2qI’m pretty sure cursive handwriting only existed in the first place because of the way pens worked in the olden days and became obsolete after ball points were invented, so this is sort of like forcing elementary school kids to use Courier font in their Word docs because that’s what typewriters had [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Apr 2026 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsad3tyms2qhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mjrwooelyk2hJoe Rogan Experience Now Law Of The Land [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Apr 2026 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrwooelyk2hhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mjrwdqetg22hmy people have informed me that the NHL playoffs have begun and that they are the “best tournament in sports.” currently looking for new people [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Apr 2026 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrwdqetg22hhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mjrvrwi2bc2hthis is what I’m calling my podcast about the Yellowstone spin-offs [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Apr 2026 16:55 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrvrwi2bc2hhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mjrvapgbyk2hJust when it seems that Being Stupid™ has been pushed to its absolute limits and can’t possibly go any further, government policy is now being changed when Joe Rogan “sends information” to the president. An incredible moment for Rogan and the rest of the Being Stupid™ community [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Apr 2026 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrvapgbyk2hhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mjrqb5fkmc2xI love that it’s our responsibility to make the World’s Most Powerful Technology work right [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Apr 2026 15:16 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrqb5fkmc2xhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mjkdgmol6c2qthis definitely sounds a lot cooler than saying “he’s a conman who conned me” [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Apr 2026 16:38 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjkdgmol6c2qhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mj6oxcpl6c2j“Okay I love the idea, but what if I do two thumbs-up so people know that I’m the star of the show”11 Apr 2026 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6oxcpl6c2jhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mj64zrfrzc2jour new Destroy Everything Machine is nearly complete, which is great news because we’ve never had a technology so powerful & transformative. The bad news is that it will destroy everything, but that’s inevitable because the only way to prevent it is to stop feeding the Machine money, so [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Apr 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj64zrfrzc2jhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mj64a3gjw22jthe only Olympic gymnastics that matter [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Apr 2026 19:57 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj64a3gjw22jhttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3mj5rq3pi722eThere should be a political party that aligns perfectly with my incoherent and uninformed belief system, and the reason there’s not is everybody else is brainwashed into making decisions based on the choices they're given [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Apr 2026 16:49 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj5rq3pi722ehttps://blacksky.community/profile/robbwitmer.info/post/3miyu2wwsv22tthere’s never been anyone less likely to die of natural causes than Pete Hegseth08 Apr 2026 17:48 +0000at://did:plc:z3knkrbpyl232ej5iz44xwdc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miyu2wwsv22t